IT AIN'T OVER YET!
Al Gore and George Bush both acting presidential,
proudly demonstrate their maturity and leadership abilities
by wearing their Dean Friedman 'grownup' T-Shirts.
No, I'm not talking about the US Presidential Elections. (That'll be in dispute for the next
500 years) I'm talking about your chance to order your very own Dean Friedman
'grownup' T-Shirt in time for the gift-giving season!
Declare, once and for all, your official 'grownup' status with this original design, inspired
by Dean Friedman's 'Songs for Grownups'. This classy T-shirt has the word 'grownup'
boldly emblazoned in white text over a black background on the front and the words:
Dean Friedman 'Songs For Grownups' on the back.
Fraught with uncertainty? Weary of the awesome weight of adult responsibilities? Put on
your 'grownup' T-Shirt and watch in amazement as the world treats you with the renewed
respect and deference that is your due. Get your kids to finally listen to you! Enjoy the
whimsical irony of being a real 'grownup' in a world where so-called 'adults' seem to act
more and more like children. Wear your 'grownup' T-shirt to the grocery store, to the
post office or to your job and hear heartfelt shouts of approval and encouragement from
people who wish they had the courage to be a 'grownup' just like you.
Be proud of your accomplishments. Be a GROWNUP!!!
NOTE: It is not necessary for you to actually be a 'grownup' to wear a 'grownup' T-shirt.
You can still behave immaturely, irresponsibly and without regard to the potential
consequences of your actions. You could choose to wear one as an ironic reflection of
your own internal conflict concerning adulthood. Or you could wear one to protest the
unabashed and hypocritical ageism that continues to run rampant in society and popular
culture in particular. Finally, you could just wear one for a good laugh or if you've run out
To order your very own 'grownup' T-shirt just visit the CD ORDER section of the Dean
Friedman Website by clicking here: ORDER grownup T-shirt
While you're there you may want to also pick up a few copies of Dean's double CD
'Songs for Grownups' to share with your friends. If they're grownups too, they might
appreciate it (apparently kids and teens enjoy it too.)
Anyway, that's all for now. I'll keep you informed of any important new developments or
revelations in the ongoing Florida contest, although given the large bump on my forehead
from Alison's frying pan, I may decide to keep some of my opinions to myself. (But don't
be too surprised if Clinton is actually appointed interim president in the event that
Congress still hasn't resolved this imbroglio by inaugural day, January 20th.)
Take care and be on the lookout for flying chads!